So, I was in John Lewis the other day, when I saw the ultimate in sleeping luxury. And I say ultimate, because that's its name: the Ultimate Preference TV Bed. A massive bed, with a TV in the footboard! From the description: "integrated digital tuner & DVD player... individual handsets allow you to select your perfect sitting position for watching TV... for additional cost other options...include Massage... and HD cable for Sky"!
Well, I was about to whip out my credit card right there & then - I mean, hey, what's £11,800 anyway when it means you can have the ULTIMATE? But then I remembered oh yeah, Ashley's really too tall to have a bed with a footboard. And besides -- it may cater for individual seating heights, but how does it cater for individual viewing preferences? Show me the 6'6" model with 2 screens and headphones, and I'm yours!
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NO TV in Bed. Beds for Sleeping and ravishing your wife
Ashley
Er - I'm sure that meant to say 'reading with your wife'. After all, my parents read this, doncha know!
Indeed!
To be honest she is the one doing the ravishing
I can't imagine *who* is writing such scurrilous comments on my blog... but clearly I'll need to come up with a new post so we can move past any discussion of beds or ravishing or reading or otherwise!
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